i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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