Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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