He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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