Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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