At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You work out of a Hotel?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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