So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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