I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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