I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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