i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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