dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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