That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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