Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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