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Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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