oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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