Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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