Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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