so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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