Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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