Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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