Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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