My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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