my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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