if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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