I'm gonna have a badass scar
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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