it wasn't lemon gatorade
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i think i have two assholes
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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