I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
