I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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