its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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