Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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