I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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