Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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