please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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