do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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