Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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