don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We have so much sex to catch up on
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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