He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I showed him my bush... on skype.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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