I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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