Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Pants are for mortals
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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