I think i peed on brittanys purse
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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