everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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