What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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