oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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