it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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