I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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