My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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