You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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