Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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