i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I believe in your delicious
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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