Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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