So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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