I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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