On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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