The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
