even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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