he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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