Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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