shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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