i will never coherently bang her
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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